• hddsx@lemmy.ca
    281·
    3 months ago

    Maybe don’t fuck with a gryffindor?

  • Tetsuo@jlai.lu
    18·
    3 months ago

    I told you to go to his mandatory meeting.

    • wanderwisley@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      3 months ago

      Need to get a corporate approved laser pointer.

  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
    112·
    3 months ago

    Get the broom. No cat can withstand being shooed away with a broom. They hate that shit

  • aramis87@fedia.io
    82·
    3 months ago

    Probably shouldn’t have put the tie on him then, they usually don’t like that kind of thing.

    • ValiantDust@feddit.org
      81·
      3 months ago

      Yeah, they were probably just really irritated or even scared.

      Also it seems very dangerous unless it’s some sort of breakaway thing. And even then really unnecessary.

      • SmokeyDope@lemmy.worldEnglish
        41·
        3 months ago

        the owner of the picture themselves possibly put on the tie on their cat used to thst kind of thing and lied about it for an internet caption meme. The facial expression of cat looks blurry but relaxed tbh its obviously well fed and groomed.

        • jaybone@lemmy.zipEnglish
          2·
          3 months ago

          Yeah as some kind of novelty / joke collar this would obviously not be safe. (I can see why it would be funny, but not safe.)

          More likely it’s staged as you say.

        • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
          1·
          3 months ago

          It’s obviously well fed and groomed

          I don’t actually disagree with you, but in the case of stray cats, this is actually a bad indicator. Many strays are very well taken care of by their local community. My neighborhood, for example, maintains a cat colony of about 5 cats. They’re well fed, and if you just go by their coat you’d assume they get taken to a groomer weekly. They just eat well and take care of themselves, though

  • niktemadur@lemmy.world
    6·
    3 months ago

    Meet the new boss.
    Same as the old boss.
    We won’t get fooled again!
    🎵🎶🎶🎵

  • hedge_lord@lemmy.world
    5·
    3 months ago

    Catpitalist bought your garden an everything around it. Going to level the whole area for a catnip farm. They’ll let you stay as an employee though.

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
    73·
    3 months ago

    Come at me with aggression, you’re getting the boot.