Reciting poems by Silvia Plath.

Yeah I know it’s AI-generated but hear me out:
Put him in a next-gen animated feature, make him super smart and wise, and name him Plato.

He disapproves of you because you’re not letting him IN.

Angst, weltschmerz, fin de siècle ennui… call it what you will… your cat is in a rut, and urgently needs to be confused.

Time to call:
CONFUSE-A-CAT LTD.
Europe’s leading cat confusing service.

Look at that gentle soul.
I said look at it!

Necesito
Debo hacerlo todo
POR AMOOOOR…!

Let’s have a look at today’s Countdown Conundrum!

“Lions Also Cry” - Gato Barbieri

Or as they call that upright bass in Spanish - el tololoche.

I’ve had the honor of having one just like him at home. One-eyed wonder indeed, they are among the noblest and gentlest of creatures.

Hold it right there, buddy, what’s the matter, didn’t you read the sign at the entrance of this instance? It clearly says CAT, not CATSssss…

Taco Tuesday Tom

I also have a 16-year old, he’s quite frail right now. Just a little while ago I walked up to him lying in his favorite cushion at the moment, put my arms around him and told him just how important he is around here. He is our elder statesman.

They won’t just kill you. They fuckin’ EAT you.

Good thing Pickles had that Engineering degree to fall back on.

Dammit, the suspense is getting to me!