I’ve stopped trying with the cat beds at this point… She’ll sleep on it for like a week then never touch it again her favorite place to sleep now is any freshly opened shipping box lol

I’ve seen that look before… It’s the one that says “just take the freaking picture already!” Lol

My big calico who sadly passed away about about a year ago used to leave headless squirrels on the front porch for me. It was always somewhat horrifying to find one of those first thing in the morning lol I never did find out what she did with the heads, and now I’m afraid one day I’ll find a pile of them under the house somewhere 🐿️💀😰

The outside cats like to bring me birds and occasionally half of a squirrel lol last week one of them brought me a live bird that flew away as soon as she dropped it!

She’ll just sit there and watch it go by, then look at me like I should do something about it. A bug will walk 2 inches from her paw and she won’t even bat at it lol

When I got my cat we came to an understanding that she would at least try to catch any bugs that get in the house… She has not upheld her end of the bargain.

Hello friend! I’m ever so hungry and seem to have forgotten my wallet… I would gladly pay you on Tuesday for some stale bread crumbs today!

Sir?

Hello? Did you hear me sir?

Where are you going?

SIR? MAY I EXPECT THOSE BREADCRUMBS TO BE DELIVERED BY THIS AFTERNOON?

SIR?

Well… I’m sure he’ll be back soon…

He’s not sleeping! He is steadfastly guarding the Kirkland’s Fancy Whole Cashews from invaders!

Why would eggs make the cat close his eyes?

Last time my cat made that face she sneezed on me

Dogs lived a lot longer back then 😉

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Upon closer inspection I’ve found that it might be time for you to take a little break from the video games for a while bud

I have no idea what you’re talking about

Probably shouldn’t have let her drink all that Moloko Plus…

“come here and rub my belly hooman! I command it! Yes, rub the belly… That’s nice… OMFG DON’T RUB THE BELLY! I WILL F’ING KILL YOU!!! NEVER RUB THE BELLY! I’LL RIP YOUR BELLY RUBBING FACE OFF YOU BASTARD!!!”

-every kitty in the world

I see neither a car nor a door in this picture lol

My cat did this with the wet food, so I switched her back just the dry stuff and she immediately started meowing in protest of no longer getting the food she’s been refusing to eat for two weeks lol

Lunchables are pre packaged lunches you buy at the store. They usually feature like meat and crackers or pita bread and pizza ingredients. The fun is in putting them together the way you want. They always come with some kind of dessert like a peanut butter cup or Oreos. If you got the expensive lunchable it came with a Capri Sun drink in it too!

They were always awesome when I was a kid, and even today at 42 years old I still get one at the store now and then when I’m feeling nostalgic lol

I spent like $90 on a small cat tower with a great little hiding place for the cat to sleep in the bottom. She used it like twice and now she just sits on top of it and stares at me… Maybe I should move it to a other room lol