• daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world
    393·
    8 months ago

    hopefully pineapple can get at least honorary pizza topping status for this so this bullshit debate can end already

    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
      18·
      8 months ago

      If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.

      Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer

      • Arghblarg@lemmy.ca
        10·
        8 months ago

        Risky move if you’re taking on an Ice Dragon… it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.

        • Entropywins@lemmy.world
          5·
          8 months ago

          Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me…

    • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.worldEnglish
      181·
      8 months ago

      Agreed, but only the part that can withstand the iron ball, so you all have to start putting pineapple skin on your pizzas.

      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
        9·
        8 months ago

        Still acidic, adds some chew and good fiber?

        Bring it.