• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
    18·
    8 months ago

    If you are an adventurer, the one trick to avoiding being eaten by a dragon is to wear a pineapple hat, dough shoes, tomato pants and a cheese shirt. Dragons are known to be quite the gatekeeper, and will refuse to eat the pineapple pizza adventurer.

    Same goes if you have cheese undergarments, dough pants and a tomato hat as a Chicago style adventurer

    • Arghblarg@lemmy.ca
      10·
      8 months ago

      Risky move if you’re taking on an Ice Dragon… it might be Canadian. We love our pineapple pizza.

      • Entropywins@lemmy.world
        5·
        8 months ago

        Super friendly, pineapple pizza loving, Canadian dragons are alright by me…