• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
    32·
    1 year ago

    In DnD it’s because most undead are damned and tortured souls enslaved by dark magic to the bidding of their twisted masters.

    The skellingtons are looking at you, the real you, the core of your very existence with their soul eyeballs. And they hate you, because you are alive, and they aren’t just dead, they’re being tortured every moment of their existence.

    But, hey, tell me more about your perfect medieval civilization built on raising zombie field hands.

    /Jokekilling

    • shani66@ani.social
      2·
      1 year ago

      It’s a very simple matter 2 and maybe mind 3 effect, for simple commands and routines. No ghosts involved!

      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
        1·
        1 year ago

        I’m not familiar with the modern rules. Can mages still go insane from levitating a Kleenex in front of normies?

  • Ech@lemm.eeEnglish
    31·
    1 year ago

    You know how their jumble of bones pulls together when you get close? Their bones wanna do that with your bones, and the osteonetic attraction that pulls their bones together let’s them know where your bones are, too.

    • OpenStars@discuss.onlineEnglish
      8·
      1 year ago

      So all you would have to do to avoid this fate would be to pull out your own bones from your body, interesting…

  • givesomefucks@lemmy.worldEnglish
    24·
    1 year ago

    The same way they’re able to take human shape and move instead of sitting in a pile…

    Shit, some of them talk

    • aname@lemmy.one
      8·
      1 year ago

      One could argue, that joints are part of the skeleton.

  • Speiser0@feddit.org
    17·
    1 year ago

    It’s wet in you. They have to rescue your skeleton from drowning.

    • _stranger_@lemmy.world
      13·
      1 year ago

      “Your bones are wet in you.”

      Unpleasant. Mmh. No, no thank you.

  • eldain@feddit.nl
    9·
    1 year ago

    Your skeleton is bragging so much about its cool meatsuit they want to destroy it.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
      2·
      1 year ago

      Nah your skeleton is held prisoner by your meatsuit. The other skeletons are just trying to liberate it.

  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world
    5·
    1 year ago

    A dungeon suddenly becomes the corridors of the Nostromo. No matter where you hide, the skeletons can sense your BONES!

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
    4·
    1 year ago

    I keep my skeleton in line by occasionally breaking bones. Gotta make sure it knows who’s boss.