She’s sooo cute! I could eat her right up!
…
Wait!
THERE IS AN IMMGRANT HERE
Just a friendly reminder for anybody confused that there has been no pet eating by scary pigmenterad people. It was all make believe pulled from floppy racist arses.
Maisey wasn’t on the menu before but now…
Jokes aside that’s a very cute dog
I’m not in Ohio, but please don’t eat Bruno either. He doesn’t taste great in Haitian recipes.
(He was referencing a racist Facebook post about Haitians)
Although my pup might be big enough for a few meals, please don’t eat him either.
It’s too bad you’re not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!
I wish! He gets excited around other terriers.
I once yawned in the face of our family dog and right at that moment, they attempted to lick my face and instead got their tongue inside my mouth. 0/10 Do not want to eat pets.
I’ll just take a little nibble, but I’ll make loud “OM, NOM, NOM” noises while doing it.
3425 calories 😋
She looks yummy. Too bad I’m not an immigrant in Ohio…
I solemnly swear that I won’t eat Maisey.
And Maisey solemnly swears that she WILL eat every piece of food you drop on the floor. Then she’ll beg for more.
I make no promises.
