“Black on the outside, orange at heart”? Are you talking about Kanye West?

Welp. I’m sorry. I’m going to have to steal your dog.

…ok, fine, I’ll bring him back after spoiling him for the day. But I’ll probably just steal him next week too.

Also, I’m going to steal money from you.

What? If I’m going to be a theif, I may as well make some cash!

Ooooooo, I should steal dogs from banks!

Oh, ok. I thought you were being sarcastic, and I was getting miffed, but didn’t want to be negative until I confirmed. See? This is why I wait, and double check before I go off on someone for being a Wii hater. I might just make an ass out of myself.

I love boom blox, and mercury meltdown revolution.

Also, can we get some WiiU love? Everyone loves the switch, but act like half the games aren’t just WiiU games with a bit of DLC.

Not sure what you mean by “good for you”, but it also appears to have the wii motion plus plugged in.

You slow blink. This is you telling the cat “I don’t see you as a threat. I feel comfortable around you.”

Or you could show them your belly. Tracy Morgan style. Just show your belly. It says to the cat “This is my most vunerable part of my body. And unlike you, I only have TWO nipples. Which means I am less vunerable then you! Six nipples is more weak points than two nipples! Now bow before me, god of the Egyptian roman times empire! I can crush you like a bug with my belly, which as we’re established is the most vunerable part of the body!”

And they slow blink back to you!!!

Oh! Oh you wanna go??? I’ll slow blink right back, bitch!!! I’ll have a slow blink war!!! We’ll see who’s not a threat!!! I even invade your privacy, and steal the poops you burried in that box!!! I’m taking them awwwaaayyyyy…

Somebody take the audio from The Lion King, when Simba finds his dad dead, and overlay on this. I bet it’s better than that remake Disney tried a couple of years ago.

Haven’t even heard of it.

This looks like it could be a movie poster for a disney movie from the 90s about 3 animals who somehow telepathically talk to each other. And their adventures out into the world when they escape from the house.

Somebody with photoshop skills do something with that. Maybe call it something like “Big Day Out”. And have it star Bill Murray, Adam Sandler, and Kate Micucci.

Oh, there he is! I see Duke! Duke can’t hide. Yep, he’s been…spotted.

Why do I feel guilty if I take a nap? It’s like I feel like I’m letting somdone down. I have no wife. No kids. No pets. Nobody who relies on me. Who am I letting down?

I need to be more like Bloobs here. Just takin’ a nap, and not giving a shit. Bloobs, you’re my hero for today!

And Maisey solemnly swears that she WILL eat every piece of food you drop on the floor. Then she’ll beg for more.

It’s too bad you’re not in Ohio. I want Maisey and Bruno to be best friends!

Just eat her up, huh?

Doesn’t explain the butt sniffing.

Jeez you two! Get an onlyfans already!

I wanna pet him!!! Lemme pet him! Lemme pet him! Lemmy pet him!

I’m so confused by how you even saw the text in the first place…it was removed by mod.

Well now I’m just imagining Mike Tysons Punch-Out. Except instead of replacing Mike Tyson with Mr Sandman, they replace him with the devil.

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Nothing wrong with that. Sleepy kittys gonna sleep!