Ricky Rigatoni

Fill both jars by naming one of your cats fucknugget.

Isn’t there already a muppet like dnd thing where one of the muppets has giant bazongers

So according to weekeepeedeea lovecraft was 17 or 18 when he wrote this which completely checks out.

Why do great danes always look so concerned

Lasagna is.

So can wizards quietly cast spells in a stealthy manner? Want to know if I ever get isekai’d into a pathfinder world.

We need a comm just for pet warning labels in vets and kennels

I think I can pet.

Thems some weird ass kwassants.

This is how you tell someone has spent their time reading books. They know a lot of words and names from all around the world and history but pronounce everything wrong.

I want to hold a kiwi…

Love her.

Pocket pussy

If I’m face to face with a dragon all I’m doing is giving it a smooch.

Are dragons people, though?

She a cutie

And then he’s so sad when you turn him down afterwards. And whoever you were romancing gets so upset that you danced with him.

Huh. I’ll have to try it again, then.

The only time playersexuality bothered me was in BG3, and it was only because I couldn’t go 20 minutes without someone trying to bone me.

It was just too unrealistic and broke the immersion 😔

There are no humans in monopoly. Just a bunch of landlords.