Ah, but you also know that much as I would like to, I have no experience with RPGs.

I’m intimidated by all the rules and details and worry that an old, though sparkly✨ fart like me would fair as well as a boomer trying a smart phone for the first time. 🤷‍♀️

Hey don’t leave out my name sibling

@FartSparkles@lemmy.world

Can’t tell if Scottish or decorating early for Christmas. 🤔

Deer on a hike: Oooh! The majesty of nature!

Deer while driving: Don’t you dare, you suicidal maniac!

Deer in my garden: GET THE FUCK OUT, YOU ROSE EATING, VEGETABLE STEALING, STRAWBERRY TRAMPLING, OVER GROWN RODENT DISEASE VECTOR SHIT MACHINE!!

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No, it’s when they rest their little chin on you and do a big sigh. 😻😻😻

My late kitty had to be gently reminded on occasion that “cords are not toys.” My current kitty is terrified of anything vaguely snek shaped and all cords have to be tucked away before she comes in. Also, all reflective surfaces definitely contain strange and threatening cats.

https://discworld.fandom.com/wiki/Octarine

Are you trying to employ the cat as a book stand again? She already read that book and she knows a bull shit job when she sees one!

I once watched a kitten do a biiiiiig stretch and fall asleep with his butt in the air.

Does she have sunscreen on??

Milo thinks so too.

Boop

At work I pull the lower part of my pants up, pin together with my knees, then pull the top down and sit, making sure nothing touches floor or front of toilet. I’m a lady who drinks a ridiculous amount of water, so this happens every hour or more.

👁️🖕👁️

This makes me miss the Old Hag Fashion community from the old place.

I’m just coming into my hagginess!

Toe feathers 😻😻😻

Where is the human’s left thumb?