A wild sparkly fart appears

Who can murder someone with a PC this excellent?

Professor Belvedere “Fartsparkles” Tinkletuft was once a respected lecturer at the Neverwinter Arcane Academy. His groundbreaking research into “transmogrified odoriferous manifestations” (or, as the students called it, fart magic) was dismissed as childish and “in poor taste.”

In protest, the Professor vowed to prove that flatulence is the ultimate illusion. Through alchemical experimentation, he discovered how to weaponize his digestive essence into arcane displays — clouds of glittering gas, illusionary stink beasts, and even gaseous duplicates of himself.

Now he roams the realms, performing “scientific demonstrations” and occasionally saving the world — usually by accident.

You should cross post this to !battlemaps@lemmy.world

And if you do want to bring out a good quality in your friend while also addressing you being trans, you’ve already shared a beautiful anecdote with the post.

Something along the lines of:

When your friend’s bestman became their bestwoman, they didn’t go ask someone else to take on the job - they were supportive and understanding and told you all they wanted for you was to be comfortable and still make a speech.

That’s true love. They care about what’s on the inside, not the outside. And you being there giving the speech is proof of that.

And it goes without saying that the bride is exceptionally beautiful but, knowing your friend, bride is even more beautiful on the inside.

I know a woman who uses the phrase “breast friends”.

ruh-roh !

Artist: Scott Mitchell

Painting in question can be seen on this page.

You can watch a timelapse of them painting on YouTube should you not believe this is an oil painting.

What an amazing community. Immediate sub.