CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 2 years agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.network253304
326This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 2 years ago25
Show ContentCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOP32·2 years agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
Show ContentRevan343@lemmy.ca25·2 years ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
Show ContentSpeakinTelnet@programming.dev22·2 years ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
Show Contentaeronmelon@lemmy.world11·2 years ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
Show Contentflicker@lemmy.world9·2 years agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Show ContentRevan343@lemmy.ca1·2 years ago Jim Bob the bridge builder Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
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