CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 year agoThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.network263304
326This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1 year ago26
Show ContentCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOP32·1 year agoOur player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
Show ContentRevan343@lemmy.ca25·1 year ago“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
Show ContentSpeakinTelnet@programming.dev22·1 year ago“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
Show Contentaeronmelon@lemmy.world11·1 year ago“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
Show Contentflicker@lemmy.world9·1 year agoThis is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Show ContentRevan343@lemmy.ca1·1 year ago Jim Bob the bridge builder Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
Show Content...m...@ttrpg.network3·1 year ago…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker
…i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell…