• DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.worldEnglish
      182·
      2 years ago

      Iran didn’t get the memo that Japan is nationalistic and actively building their military again, it’s all fun and games until an actual fully armed Gundum shows up to your country and begins wrecking your military.

      • idunnololz@lemmy.worldEnglish
        5·
        2 years ago

        Yeah. The Japanese have already begun to steal all of our women (/s)

  • weasel5053@lemmy.worldEnglish
    111·
    2 years ago

    The Liberian-flagged, Netherlands-operated chemical tanker

    Sounds like a cascade of loopholes to avoid safety regulations and get away with slave wages. I’m sure if Japanese companies sailed their ships under their own country’s flag they would get accidentally attacked 100% less.

  • Lophostemon@aussie.zoneEnglish
    24·
    2 years ago

    Japan should send some super ninja badasses to sort things out. Crack some skulls, bury the odd shuriken into a throat or two.

    Or at least send the Power Rangers to do some threatening looking dance moves in front of somebody suspicious.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
      6·
      2 years ago

      An arsenal of various giant mechs. Godzilla himself. Toyotas. Of all countries to pick on.

    • Rapidcreek@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      43·
      2 years ago

      Having seen the JDF in action…they may be called a defense force, but they’re nobody to screw with.

      • circuscritic@lemmy.caEnglish
        3·
        2 years ago

        It’s unconstitutional for Japan’s military to be anything other than a defensive organization.

        Now, in practice, they have all sorts of creative ways to get around that, one of which is linguistic tricks and “technically it’s not an aircraft carrier, it’s a…”.

        I know they were pushing through constitutional changes, or at least proposing them in the last few years, but I’m not sure if that’s been approved yet, or not. A simple Google search could yield an answer, but I’m too lazy at the moment.

  • Mammal@lemmy.worldEnglish
    414·
    2 years ago

    2019 called. They want their False Flag operation back.