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It’s got me all bothered, too, damn.

He has such a puppyish face.

My dog does this, too. I come in carrying every bag, to avoid the dreaded second trip, and she pulls me down further, by sticking her nose in each bag, one-by-one to see if anything good is inside.

The good news is that nursing is a pretty in-demand field, so hopefully that will help you find something while you figure out your next move.

Also apply for unemployment, even if you think you aren’t eligible. It can be a lifesaver in times like this.

I’ve had more shitty experiences with supposed dream jobs than I even care to recount. I’m sorry you endured it–it’s not fun. In fact, it can be downright gutting when you’ve defined yourself in some way by your role/job. Sometimes I didn’t even realize I’d done that until the job was gone and it felt like everything was gone for awhile. I hope you find something that makes you happier next go 'round, but don’t get discouraged if it takes a few tries, like a relationship or anything else.

Good luck!

I think your mom was a pyrrhic victory.

It’s called playing the long game, maybe look it up. You may have won the campaign(s), but I won the multi-generational war.

He looks like an old wet shag carpet.

Live and learn!

Oh, bother!

A Category 5.1 hurricane. It hits with the force of the inevitable explosion scene right after you turn up your home theater to hear the dialog.

Solid answer. :)

I won’t talk you out of loving the smell of your own farts, but: do you think it’s possible parts of North Korea are beautiful? Could one, I don’t know, imprison someone in a palace?

What do you expect, equipment that can endure contact from a raccoon!?

Israel is really committing to their role of daily displaying the worst humanity has to offer.

How slow do they fly?

The fucking Gates Foundation over here buying chicken.

“Oryem also denied reports that he recently ate all of the nation’s food, despite his body being visibly shaped like the outline of the nation’s entire food supply.”

Touche.

But there won’t be many more coming after that, what with all their men dead and all.

He’s already like 90% decayed.