Bonus:

  • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    9·
    21 hours ago

    If you’re feeling woozy, go ahead and smash that LifeAlert button so you can get all my updates on the fleeting nature of mortal existence.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
      3·
      10 hours ago

      Hell no I’m not paying those highway robbers. I’ll just sundown at 912 like a good stonecutter