queerlilhayseed

If you’re feeling woozy, go ahead and smash that LifeAlert button so you can get all my updates on the fleeting nature of mortal existence.

I’m glad the kids are finding their community more quickly. Being trans in the 1900s was a lonely, confusing time.

KYM cites 4chan as the original source https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/katy-t3h-pengu1n-of-d00m

I have the same quest and I’ve talked to every villager I can find and while some of them respond positively to the “want to play D&D?” prompt, none of us have been able to solve the scheduling minigame 😔

Oh no oh dear don’t make me chronicle the progression of the natural miracle that is the evolution of language as I swore to do when I solemnly took my Lexicographer’s Oath oh no that’s my least favorite thing.

Alternatively: vampires who still don’t know how to use any slang that evolved after their own youth.

“I’m carrying this team like the beast with two backs”

“Never look a Trojan horse in the mouth”

“She was so mad her face launched a thousand ships”

“If circuses had bread, then the clowns wouldn’t eat lost children”

I’m with him. Sometimes I like to sit and watch the bubbles go

Can god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself cannot eat it?