• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
    32·
    2 months ago

    My cat is a bastard, a grouchy, always hungry curmudgeon. He does not sing, he yells at you with a voice like Lemmy Killmeister smoking and gargling Jack Daniels.

    • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
      14·
      2 months ago

      I totally would hang with your cat! I might even record him and put him over an industrial beat.

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
        12·
        2 months ago

        I have considered doing exactly that several times. The thing is, he won’t make a peep when I start recording.

        • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
          6·
          2 months ago

          Hmm… maybe you need to negotiate a deal first. Tell them you’ll give them a treat in exchange for a recording, then let them think about it for a while.

          • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
            4·
            2 months ago

            He’s more likely to smash a cheeseburger into my mixing console for trying to make him do work.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
        7·
        2 months ago

        Slam poetry style.

        Meow,

        My life is fart.

        Meow,

        And if you’re smart.

        Meow,

        You’ll fucking feed me!