• Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
    14·
    2 months ago

    I totally would hang with your cat! I might even record him and put him over an industrial beat.

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
      12·
      2 months ago

      I have considered doing exactly that several times. The thing is, he won’t make a peep when I start recording.

      • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
        6·
        2 months ago

        Hmm… maybe you need to negotiate a deal first. Tell them you’ll give them a treat in exchange for a recording, then let them think about it for a while.

        • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
          4·
          2 months ago

          He’s more likely to smash a cheeseburger into my mixing console for trying to make him do work.

    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todayEnglish
      7·
      2 months ago

      Slam poetry style.

      Meow,

      My life is fart.

      Meow,

      And if you’re smart.

      Meow,

      You’ll fucking feed me!