You know those days when the birds all seem to disappear? It’s Hermes driving them all to hide. Good job!

His eyepatch looks a little loose.

“To pounce on h00min, or not to pounce on h00min - that is the question”

Thought he was eating a snake.

I hope you named your cat Kitty Wap.

I have ascended to the heavens and see not gods up here but me!