Show ContentFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish69·2 months agoRefuse to participate in this no-win scenario. Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
Show ContentPattyMcB@lemmy.world27·2 months agoThey will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
Show ContentFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish36·2 months agoThis is the ideal, yes. If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Show Contentotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish71·2 months agoPrecisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Show ContentCurious Canid@lemmy.caEnglish5·2 months agoJust make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.
Refuse to participate in this no-win scenario.
Instead? Ignore them and eat a can of tuna.
They will both come running to demand you drop some tuna for them
This is the ideal, yes.
If you can’t win a scenario, change the scenario.
Precisely. I came to comment simply: open a can of anything. Solved.
Sometimes you can even close one
Just make sure they don’t have access to where you sleep.