• fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1410·
    2 years ago

    I’m sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white.

    Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.

    • Blooper@lemmy.worldEnglish
      91·
      2 years ago

      Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.

      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayEnglish
        21·
        2 years ago

        A 2-mile run per day is about 20-30 minutes of cardio. You can count sex, but how are you going to get the other 19-29 minutes?

    • Brekky@lemmy.worldEnglish
      31·
      2 years ago

      I hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.