• Rhaedas@fedia.io
    39·
    2 months ago

    Only good for a few weeks or months at best, they get so big so quickly. And the tips will go right to the vet for all the shots and stuff anyway.

    Unless his name is Toonces and there’s a plan to teach him how to drive.

  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.worldEnglish
    244·
    2 months ago

    That cat’s way too small to be away from it’s mother.

  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pubEnglish
    19·
    2 months ago

    Internet user’s genius plan to garner more upvotes.

    • √𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.worldOPEnglish
      9·
      2 months ago

      Boost engagement, inject content, and pull myself out of a slump I’ve been in for awhile

  • snoons@lemmy.caEnglish
    151·
    2 months ago

    > be uber driver  
    > want more tips  
    > become kitten  
    > can barely see out the windsheild  
    > literally cartooning this shit  
    > doesn’t matter because i’m “so cuuutee”  
    > 5 star safety rating  
    > get more tips  
    > mfw

  • fubarx@lemmy.world
    9·
    2 months ago

    Smart move, bringing along a human who can chat up the customer.

  • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
    43·
    2 months ago

    Genius plan to distract the customer from the fact that someone that drives around people for the whole day for work is using slippers instead of proper shoes or at least a sandal with back support

      • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        lumbar support? I mean the back strap that keeps the sandal firm on the feet

      • nyctre@lemmy.world
        2·
        2 months ago

        It’s illegal to drive in slippers in certain countries, afaik. Slippers can… um… slip? Or whatever, they don’t offer the same amount of control, that’s for sure. Irrelevant 99.9% of the time, but for that 0.01%…

      • Wispy2891@lemmy.world
        21·
        2 months ago

        someone that cares about the safety of the car occupants and especially pedestrians. Many accidents are caused by improper footwear interfering with the pedals.

        One thing is a tourist driving 10 minutes with slippers to go to the beach, another is a gig worker doing a 10 hours shift