So smol
…itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, tiny wide-eared, little kitty…
Only good for a few weeks or months at best, they get so big so quickly. And the tips will go right to the vet for all the shots and stuff anyway.
Unless his name is Toonces and there’s a plan to teach him how to drive.

I see your point and raise the following counterpoint conjecture: smol kitten exists in car.🐈😸
That cat’s way too small to be away from it’s mother.
Internet user’s genius plan to garner more upvotes.
Boost engagement, inject content, and pull myself out of a slump I’ve been in for awhile
> be uber driver
> want more tips
> become kitten
> can barely see out the windsheild
> literally cartooning this shit
> doesn’t matter because i’m “so cuuutee”
> 5 star safety rating
> get more tips
> mfwOh my GOD ITS SO PRECIOUS
Smart move, bringing along a human who can chat up the customer.
Many 5 stars and a few 1 star reviews when it shits in the car…
Free kittens with every 5 star rating!
extortionist wunk (he took all my money)
…the tiniest of tiny…
5 star review. Would have them as my driver again.
Genius plan to distract the customer from the fact that someone that drives around people for the whole day for work is using slippers instead of proper shoes or at least a sandal with back support
what kind of lumbar support does the average boot provide?
lumbar support? I mean the back strap that keeps the sandal firm on the feet
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It’s illegal to drive in slippers in certain countries, afaik. Slippers can… um… slip? Or whatever, they don’t offer the same amount of control, that’s for sure. Irrelevant 99.9% of the time, but for that 0.01%…
someone that cares about the safety of the car occupants and especially pedestrians. Many accidents are caused by improper footwear interfering with the pedals.
One thing is a tourist driving 10 minutes with slippers to go to the beach, another is a gig worker doing a 10 hours shift














