Get an up-close look at these massive mammals ... from a safe distance
  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
    25·
    3 months ago

    A bear walks into a bar and says: “I’ll have a …………………………………… beer.”

    The barkeeper asks: “Why the big pause?”

    The bear looks down and answers: “I don’t know. I was born with them.”

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      3 months ago

      Hunting is a lot easier when they just walk right up to you saying “zomgsoocuuutteeeeee” and then turn their back to you.

  • shalafi@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    Love to see some big daddies in the woods, but I’m thankful we only have black bears and I don’t have to carry spray and a backup hand cannon.

  • Pondis@lemmy.worldEnglish
    1·
    3 months ago

    I’m glad I don’t live near them, I’d definitely die to bear attack when I give them great big snuggles.

    Worth it though… What a way to go…