• RebekahWSD@lemmy.world
    27·
    14 days ago

    I wanted to play an asexual bard whose only love was the craft. Who wrote just the filthiest poems/songs/etc who just knew what the people wanted even if they didn’t really care about it at all.

    • porksnort@slrpnk.net
      8·
      13 days ago

      Maybe you can help me find better words that rhyme with ‘frottage’? I’m writing an epic song cycle that details as many ways to get off that don’t involve intromission.

      Oh and it’s the 10th already, you can just slip the rent under the door…