Pinkertons are being sent to your address for leaking the entire contents of the 5e 2024 DMG.

Elon Musk’s ideal DM would be a doll that just says “Brilliant idea Elon, your plan works perfectly” on loop forever.

You don’t. Konsi does.

I believe that is the joke.

I get great anxiety with just small responsibility

If she became a light rather than a trickery cleric

You spelled excellent wrong.

For those who don’t get it

Power Word Kill

You utter a word of power that can compel one creature you can see within range to die instantly. If the creature you choose has 100 hit points or fewer, it dies. Otherwise, the spell has no effect.

Is she using spiritual weapon?

The rope mimic has some more specific tastes.

How much damage did she take from the poison?

made the poison, then promptly drank it to sacrifice it

That sounds, uh, inadvisable.

like is there a single thing she hasn’t already done and excelled at

Having self-confidence

Talking to Razira without turning into a flustered mess

Saying rude words

Ring of magic detection

As an action, you may use this ring to discover the location of the nearest magic item.

And its counterpart, the ring of wand detection.

If it’s this dangerous there’s sure to be great loot at the end.

Impeccable logic

They’ve got accusations coming out the wazoo

This reminds me of a comic I saw a while ago where the BBEG was gloating that he could only be killed by the sword next to him that couldn’t be pulled from the stone. The barbarian picks up the BBEG and swings him at the sword.

Dry ice certainly makes the atmosphere look mysterious.