Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He’s not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we’ll pawn his gear in the morning.
I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?
Could also be the future of The Forgotten Realms
Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.
Do we still get to loot his stuff?
Always. That’s the point
Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom’s look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.
middle-earth middle-class sub-urban
Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.
Wouldn’t it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it’s just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?.. Jesus
It’s like two pixels
Edit: Y’know now that I look at it again, the “dish” isn’t anywhere fucking close to her left arm because she’s holding the top of the axe…
I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.
I mean that’s literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that
They had Gelatinous Cube for dessert that night, the remains are hard to get off the plates with anything less.
Is she single?
