i’m a turtle
Yup! She, like most of us, just wants to be told she’s real pretty.
People actually usually interpret those as part of my glasses! They’re my daily wear headphones, and they’re on my head when I’m not asleep at night or in the shower. It’s nice to have background music on demand.
I live out in Hillsboro, but I have to go into the city all the time for work and social stuff and things. I’m at the Worker’s Tap most Friday nights, at the trans social there. You’re always welcome to come.
Oh! I should have said that I am taking it under my tongue. I’m not just swallowing the tablets.
(See, this is what I mean when I say my English is terrible.)
My blood work was done a week ago and I think it looks pretty alright. Next I talk to my general practitioner, I’m gonna ask her to bump my E to 8mg from 6mg per day.
It’s slowly but gently coming back to life after being battered to hell in the pandemic!
I saw ‘em in a Facebook ad and my first thought was “those are so dumb.” But just like Krusty’s Klown Kollege invading Homer’s head, these glasses kept haunting me—the perfect glasses to accentuate my Final Fantasy-esque style.
The day I got them, my wife told me they were cute, but I thought they were so fuckin’ weird, but I kept ‘em cause she liked them.
And they grew on me.
And now I have two variations.
(Also those glasses are called “Audition,” sold by Aoolia.)
I am in MASSIVE LESBIANS with her.
She’s like if Hayao Miyazaki created a librarian!
You got that thing set to “whore!”
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeg.
Around my neck there is Serah Farron’s engagement pendant from Final Fantasy XIII. My wife proposed to me with it, almost a decade ago!
Personally, I’m always aiming for Final Fantasy, especially the ones set in modern day to the future, but the Matrix isn’t far off!
As of my lab work done on Sunday, my levels are 140pg/ml estrogen, and ❤️ testosterone. (How feminine is that?)
This is all oral, cause I’m a giant wuss.
「よ、あんたの脳は大丈夫か?」
はい。多分。かも。気にしないで。分からない、知らない。
“You just ask yourself fuckin’ questions and think they’re from people?”
Yeah I’ve been on Reddit for like fifteen years and Lemmy for one, I know the kinda shit folks ask. Saving you the effort. Click the upvote, it cures depression.
“Shit, mang.”
Yeah, shit’s bad. Can’t even walk into Sizzle Pie without their pizza size chart giving me a seizure cause I can’t fucking process it with my busted brain meats.
Eyeliner’s gonna be a biiiiitch.
“They say swearing is the crutch of the inarticulate motherfucker.”
Yup, I had two strokes, I deserve a crutch. My Japanese is clean as the driven snow. My English is as dirty as snow driven upon.
“Wait, you got prosopagnosia?”
That’s fuckin’ right, I can’t even find my own wife in the grocery store unless I memorize her outfit.
But every time is the first time I see her and she’s always so goddamn stunning.
Text posts with clickable outside links aren’t a reddit thing, but are allowed here apparently. Guess that’s why it feels weird to me.