• cynar@lemmy.worldEnglish
    393·
    29 days ago

    Granted.

    No wars will never end, unless you personally step in to end them. Minor skirmishes now turn into epic wars of genocidal annihilation. It’s down to you to stop them.

    • Crankenstein@lemmy.world
      122·
      29 days ago

      What?

      ‘I wish to end all war.’

      “Okay, wish granted. All wars will never end”

      Make it make sense.

      • skarn@lemmy.today
        5·
        29 days ago

        As in, I wish to be the one who ends all wars. They only end when I stop them. Each one, individually.

  • notabot@piefed.socialEnglish
    261·
    29 days ago

    I wish to end all wars

    /turns into the letter s.

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
    25·
    29 days ago

    hey we granted ourselves this wish! now they’re not “wars” anymore, just armed conflicts!

    • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
      7·
      29 days ago

      If they don’t span the globe you can’t call them global armed conflicts, they’re sparkling armed conflicts from LocalNamed region.

  • Freecee@lemm.ee
    17·
    29 days ago

    No wars without humans. Congratulations on killing everyone

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
      3·
      29 days ago

      Honestly, when I was younger killing off all of mankind was a sinister bond villain type of deal, over the top, ridiculous and something that everyone would disagree with.

      The older I get the less ridiculous the idea sounds. I mean I would not pursue it not really condone it, yet I do think there’s a fundamental problem with humanity that will probably never solve itself.

  • Randomdude@lemm.ee
    12·
    29 days ago

    All current wars will end and soon new wars will begin.

  • Stern@lemmy.world
    11·
    29 days ago

    Warlocks, Wards, Warriors, Warmth, Warnings…

  • sirblastalot@ttrpg.network
    61·
    28 days ago

    A war could always just end by the bad guy (from your perspective) winning decisively.

  • s12@sopuli.xyz
    1·
    28 days ago

    You have ended the blood war.

    Nothing in your wish prevents new wars from being started.