You have ended the blood war.

Nothing in your wish prevents new wars from being started.

Oi! We’ve been isekaied to another fuckin world mate. Crikey! I wonder if these feisty crab things are edible?

I just realised that this is basically the plot of Redo Of Healer.

Points at army: “Fix this!”
Army regresses into infant-hood and is rendered incapable of battle.

Points at own army: “Fix this!”
Army is buffed.

https://2e.aonprd.com/Backgrounds.aspx?ID=182

Left has thicker plot armour.

Glory hole 1: The glory hole below me is not a mimic.
Glory hole 2: The mimic uses bold text.
Glory hole 3: The mimic has an even number.
Glory hole 4: I am not a mimic.
Glory hole 5: The mimic has an odd number.

Choose wisely. There is one mimic who lies.

Chest: “I am definitely not a time mimic.”

Looks like a dress.

Warrior actually refers to medieval soldiers, not the worrying villagers.

When I first heard the term Warrior in primary, I assumed it referred to villagers in countries being invaded.

Actually, I think that’s a misconception.

I think it was more “staying out of melee” than “Nat 20”.

Would have still looked legendary to the people though.

Goliath was the one who would have hardly stood a chance.

(Source: My friend who did history)

I cast charm person on the nymph!

This looks like a job for my unseen servant (or phantasmal minion for people who play the Pathfinder Remaster)!

The AI can give a variety of answers.

1. First, take the goat across to the opposite shore.
2. Then go back to the original shore to get the boat.
3. Finally, take the boat across to the opposite shore.

This ensures that the goat is never left alone such that it could wonder off.

I got something like that.

Instead of wishing for control of a public company, why not put your support behind a private one that seems to know what they’re doing?

Had to read that like seven times before I got it.

I thought a player literally tried to steal a DM’s prop and the bottom text seemed like a malformed sentence.

https://youtube.com/shorts/wNlEiTibpZg?si=IsxaEkRPbhK0hlxj

Was not expecting to see my meme get reposted. I guess it has been a while.

https://sopuli.xyz/post/435046

When playing a Lawful character. I declared my character to have exited a room already when stuff happened that would have made my character otherwise want to report the party.