• crank0271@lemmy.worldEnglish
      19·
      5 months ago

      Right? Forget the Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island. Imagine that this is your first, um, taste of America.

      • kipo@lemm.eeEnglish
        11·
        5 months ago

        It looks better on him.

        • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
          2·
          5 months ago

          Southern California is the home of the high-speed freeway chase but tonight’s flee from justice was on the sea and slow as molasses. Bluth Development Company president George Bluth was arrested tonight for defrauding investors, and using the company as his personal piggy bank. More intrigue on the high seas tonight, as dozens of local pirates were arrested for protesting the Yacht Club’s discriminatory policies.

  • qbus@lemmy.world
    191·
    5 months ago

    Fake news. It’s the Gulf of America /s

    • adam_y@lemmy.worldEnglish
      9·
      5 months ago

      Can’t be true, there ain’t no gays in the freedom gulf of America /s also