I think you just described organ and tissue donation in the context of the military industrial complex.

That makes sense. I don’t think rodents like hot, dry areas either.

Burkholderia pseudomallei has entered the chat

Hantaviruses, yes.

Catdolf: “Fly, you fools!”

I want to believe that, but how will the owner accomplish that with the dad intervening?

Okay, you lost me here. Clearly, I’m not up to date on current events and references.

We really thought it was about to be World War III.

As a native social media pedant, I’d just like to take a moment to split hairs and point out that’s the literal definition of that phrase.

With all that said, I’m glad you’ve taken that approach. They’re very lucky to have you. I wish I could’ve had more adults like that in my life as a child. Here’s to you and your contribution to supporting the next generation. May they pass on those values, too.

For me, it was 3rd and Market. It was November 22nd, 1963 at about 1238pm. I was walking past Sal’s Electeonic Emporium when I saw the commotion on the TVs in the display window.

This is my favorite answer. I’d argue that he got less than the natural consequences of his actions. In nature, when one assaults another, even with something as harmless as water, it’s usually reasonable to interpret it as a threat, the response to which is usually violence. That kid is lucky he didn’t get a face full of claws. I’ve gotten a lot worse from gently touching cats that, as it turned out, didn’t want to be touched. Boundaries are important.

If his Dad’s reaction is any indication, he likely won’t.

Don’t worry. Water prices will start going up too.

You’re probably in the right here, but at least they’ll know what it’s like to be assaulted with water.

Southern California is the home of the high-speed freeway chase but tonight’s flee from justice was on the sea and slow as molasses. Bluth Development Company president George Bluth was arrested tonight for defrauding investors, and using the company as his personal piggy bank. More intrigue on the high seas tonight, as dozens of local pirates were arrested for protesting the Yacht Club’s discriminatory policies.

This is great. Also, I can’t not think of Arrested Development.