• ExtraMedicated@lemmy.worldEnglish
    421·
    1 year ago

    I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up.” And she responded by biting my knee.

    I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.”

    • flicker@lemmy.world
      25·
      1 year ago

      My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.

      If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

  • TheFriar@lemm.ee
    231·
    1 year ago

    “WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?”

    • Rolando@lemmy.world
      231·
      1 year ago

      Something tells me this cat is never still enough to properly photograph.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
    121·
    1 year ago

    I can’t see “be QUIET” without thinking of Data.

    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
      9·
      1 year ago

      If he’s anything like my cat, anything and everything, sometimes just to announce where he is.

      If he misses bathroom time before bed he goes in front of the bathroom and puts his head up and howls.

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
    51·
    1 year ago

    Do they make that poster with a long hair gray cat?