

What is your quest?


What is your quest?


Bread used the brain cell and told Toast to go first.
“When you get to the fork in the road, take it.”
I want to go out into the world, and avoid people.


There is only one orange braincell. All the orange cats have to share it.
Smoketoomuch: Yes, I’m sorry, I qan’t say the letter ‘B’.
Bounder: C?
Smoketoomuch: Yes, that’s right. It’s all due to a trauma I suffered when I was a sboolboy. I was attacked by a bat.
Bounder: A cat?
Smoketoomuch: No, a bat…"
Is her name Charlie Chaplin?


Does Gin have a sibling named Tonic?
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.
What are you doing in England?


I’ve done it again.
Well these cats never seem to stop loafing…