I mean, if I were the DM there is a non-zero chance that the cat is in fact a dragon.

Better keep making offerings. Including that fresh fish you just caught.

(Also, there’s a non-zero chance it’s just a cat who is now a familiar. Because you fed it. And it’s going to loot all your fish and steak and stuff.)

Perhaps it’s the traces of cocaine left over on those bills?

“I’m the cash maaaan!” 🎵🎶

For those in Toronto.

She’s adorable!

And I want to know what she’s saving up to buy.