Cat’s cute tho
Cat wins
Cat eats grass then pukes on the living room rug.
So, more reliable output then.
Grass not required - could be just hairball, or recent food, or not fed fast enough, or ran around like a maniac, or just for no reason at all.
Cat does it because it knows it is cute and therefore can get away with it.
You don’t pet your printer?
the last inkjet I had… I would threaten with a ‘baby’ sledge hammer (1 pound sledge hammer shaped head on a normal hammer handle.)
usually got the point across.
(used properly, a sledge hammer will ensure devices will never break again.)
percussive maintenance, my favorite
Both makes random noises at night that wake me up
“Sprays to assert dominance”
Cats are shredders
Both take up too much space on the desk
