surfrock66@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1431arrow-down12
arrow-up1429arrow-down1imageI am a new cat parent, and I did not realize how much "I fits I sits" is law.lemmy.worldsurfrock66@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square15fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 months agoJust know, that if they sit in your lap, you’re legally obligated to never move an inch, never sneeze, never disturb their peace. I don’t care that you’re 5 hours late for work. The cat of the house has spoken!
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoLuckily, you can just say you’re incat-pacitated and you’re good.
Just know, that if they sit in your lap, you’re legally obligated to never move an inch, never sneeze, never disturb their peace.
I don’t care that you’re 5 hours late for work. The cat of the house has spoken!
Luckily, you can just say you’re incat-pacitated and you’re good.