Elppin Broadchest of the Ma[c]mmary clan.

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Don’t worry, he’s just bleeding internally. That’s where the blood is supposed to be.

Yes.

What sort of bush league is this? Everyone knows you go from d20>d4 in order, just as the Gods of Balance intended.

After all, why shouldn’t I become a crazy cat parent?

They’re my own, my precious.

a little funny in the head. Big super fluffy orange tabby

Orange cats collectively share a couple brain cells that they rub together for ideas when it’s their turn with the braincells. Trust me, I also have an orange tabby who is the cuddliest little special one.

Is this the Arthur clenched hand meme in cat form?

You humans sure are a contentious bunch.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em.

Do repeat sacrifices give the same power boost from the patron? Might have found a way to bypass all that pesky adventuring to get to level 20.

Chester looks very royal. You should get a Renaissance painting of them done. Like this.

Imagine learning magic just to become a salt farmer. Living the dream.

Pet the belly!

It’s always great when the DM asks the player if they’re sure about that and the player still does the crazy thing, and then gets mad about the consequences.

Played with one murderhobo that attacked 7 town guards in the town square without warning by themselves. The DM asked the player if they were sure ans the player still proceeded. When the guards attacked back and killed the player’s character (all while the rest of the group just watched as this wasn’t the first time dumb shenanigans happened), the player complained. “It’s what my character would have done.” and the DM responded with “it’s what the guards would have done.”

Suffice to say the next session that player had a new character that made slightly smarter decisions.

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, PASS THE BLOOD KETCHUP BOWL. I NEED TO CONSUME.

HA HA.

I’ll tell you hwat!