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Yeah whomever has this setup might need to consider using a stronger server or load balancer.

Yeah it’s even more intimate than they could even begin to imagine.

Maybe take her to a groomer and setup puppy mats in common places

Many moons ago, I was in a campaign that featured a time traveling building.

Instead of progressing the story, we decided to test all the possibilities to essentially force the DM to establish which style of time travel is occurring. What was meant to be one session turned into 6 and we had a blast using dr.who logic to kill the big bad guy.

At the start of each turn mittens will cast Power Word Kill on a d4 targets.

Oh I hope you got a party of spellcasters.

Some divination, scrying and arcane eye might get you that egg.

Fires seems like a strong word, was this a dishonorable reassignment?

Yeah I completely agree. Most of these people have serious issues that they will suffer with for life. Just because it was bad to interact with their folks.

Most of the people in my circles are internet refugees. Practically raised by the internet, parents left them alone on the computer as long as they were quiet.

I’m not American, but whenever I talk to my young friends out there they tell me about impossible they’ve made it to go vote. Not being near a bus route, their employers cutting their hours for going out, just a huge hassle for them in general.

I think that proposal as reasonable as it sounds is how world war 2 started.

Probably more like 30, they’re about out of warm bodies.

Yay more halibut fishing 🎣

It’s societal cancer, imagine an organism that allows a few cells to monopolize most of the nutrients. You’d cut it out to save the host, but this has metastasized. The immune system has been reprogrammed to defend the cancer.

But I’m not seeing it.

I think low birth rates are a product of a demanding system. In many cases it’s economic suicide to even entertain the idea of having children.

TIL there’s a queen of Denmark 🤷‍♀️

Exactly, the spice must flow