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Show ContentInfynis@midwest.socialEnglish39·1 year ago“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
Show ContentNeato@ttrpg.networkEnglish23·1 year agoGM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
Show Contentedgemaster72@lemmy.worldEnglish13·1 year agoPlayer: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1 GM: … GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
Show ContentNeato@ttrpg.networkEnglish7·1 year agoI did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.
“Alright guys, so, obviously it’s cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy’s pocket. I pick up the gem.”
GM: “Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you.”
Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1
GM: …
GM: Uhhhh, I’m gonna need 15 minutes
I did that once. Put on the necromancer’s crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.