Wow, I can’t believe someone responded to a comment online before genuflecting to avoid offense.

It would truly be a World Of Darkness if people didn’t include at least 1 run-on sentence stating how much they appreciate and acknowledge the other person’s worldview before respectfully disagreeing

Effectively yes! It’s mostly convincing yourself that X would logically work from your cultivated illogical standpoint

Elders? They’ve got a ton of ghouls and are probably primogen so you’re looking at a real quick Blood Hunt. Especially since their resting place is fireproofed or likely not where you think it is. It’ll be dark by the time they emerge from a burning wreckage or definitely by the time they emerge from their actual Haven. Then they interrogate witnesses/ the local Nosferatu and appear a few nights later outside your Haven and ask who torched their house.

Nosferatu? Likely own the homeless population and have bolt holes in a dozen rooms to get out. Then every underworld person in the city has a fat bounty on your head.

But the big reason arson in a city is bad is that when you have a dense city of buildings so crammed together, arson can quickly become a mass murder. The Prince probably isn’t going to care if you killed 400 people in the process, just that you killed a vampire without his blessing. Your Humanity however…

https://ttrpg.network/c/vamp_tm

Post it there too so I don’t have to be so alone slonking Vampire memes

I do what I can, in the desperate hope someone else will finally post World of Darkness memes

Unfun fact: most fledglings die within their first decade of unlife, and for Clan Tremere, the leading cause is suicide. I guess being forced to join an opressive, hypercompetitive, top-down, strict academic organization is hard to deal with, while you also have to deal with the grim realities of your vampire existence.

You literally can use your blood and experince to become hotter. Who fucking cares if you’re a 1.5 metre tall goblin motherfucker if you’ve spent the last two centuries perfecting your Rizz, or if you can make yourself supernaturally sexy?

Wowwww I am wayy too drunk to feel this physically ill from something that isn’t more whiskey

Illusion it’s effectively illusion magic

Context: Theo Bell is a vampire, he was born in 1829, to an enslaved family. His last memory of his father is being pried from his leg to be sold to Bell plantation at the age of 5, along with his mother and sisters.

Eventually, he escaped, and strangled a bloodhound with one hand along the way. He then joined the Underground Railroad. One night, a mission went bad, and Theo, about to be trapped by his pursuers, was drunk dry by a vampire who had admired his exploits for years.

Understanding his new power as a vampire, Theo escaped his pursuers and returned to the Bell Plantation he escaped from. There, he took up a whip, and slew his enslaver, “Master Bell”, and flew into a vampiric Frenzy. When he came to, he was in the plantation’s Slave Quarters, surrounded by bodies.

After slaughtering every living being on the plantation, slaver or slave, Theo took the name Bell to remind himself that HE has the power now.

Bell would go on to be the most feared enforcer of the Camarilla (vampire mafia) for many years, before snapping and gutting the leadership. He then left the organization, taking much of Clan Brujah with him.

Unrelated to VtM lore: Vampires drinking the KKK dry is a great fucking story

Sir, this is a meme

Stored energy after the previous rotation

I feel awful for the Chinese people suffocating under their government. People just “disappear” after the government takes interest. We only hear about this guy because he is very wealthy, imagine how many more “disappear” without a story.

How do I link the Noncredibledefense community?

Love the comic, How To Be A Mind Reaver.

https://m.webtoons.com/en/canvas/how-to-be-a-mind-reaver/list?title_no=301213

Monkey’s Paw Curls

Based

No Malkavian :'(

Honestly yeah, if you haven’t turned an enemy into sentient furniture, you aren’t proper Tzimisce yet.