Wouldn’t your players then know the layout of all your dungeons if they find out?

That’s some high res CCTV

Flashpoint is a thing, and orcs are usually regarded as not as technological as other races in fiction so it kinda tracks that they would still be playing flash games

Man the original cars movie was such a good movie

I always like to think that if my female toy poodle could talk she would sound like a fat biker and scream slurs at things all day long

The idea of the inner monologue of my cute teddy bear dog sounding like the guy from rogue warrior always brings me a chuckle

I just had another idea, you could play like the Puss in boots in Shrek. Where all your charm and persuasion checks are done by just making a cute face at people.

Like, you can play it like if you have the body of a god and everytime the DM tells you “how do you persuade this person?” You just say “I take my shirt off and throw my hair backwards and look at them intently”

Like make it so you just have a signature move that you can use in every check, it might not be as entertaining and RP as making shit up each time but it sure makes it easier to play and practically let’s you meme your way through

Do you go around comically smashing things in real life?

I’m just saying if you’re struggling to play the game a certain way you can just play a way that better fits you and you might enjoy it more

Maybe you just should stick to playing a low charisma character and smash things

I would like to believe this to be real but I’ve known so many parents that would quite literally sue your company for putting their child in effectively jail overnight

Question from a noob, how do you reconcile one of your players secretly being a super powerful creature during gameplay?

Do you just force them to basically ignore their origin during interactions?