Let me just clarify that this is my sympathy for the State of Israel that I’m talking about, not my attitude toward Jewish people in general who have nothing to do with this.

My sympathy for Israel is pretty much gone now.

Just how many goddamn chromosomes does that kitten have in it???

Checkov’s bomb

"It’s a Checkov. Russian-made, twenty five caliber. Here, it’s a gift. And the safety off, so be careful, it could go off for, like, no reason. "

"You see this shit!? This is why we kicked them out. " --Spain

Realistically I’m not a proponent of genocide or exile against anyone (and no one should be!), but I really do feel like the world would have done Israel a true favor by nipping this Middle Eastern paranoid tribal victimhood thing in the bud back in the 90s or earlier. This is a fine example of how terroristic activity has nothing at all to do with a religious system.

“…Unless you’re dextro like me. Then it’ll kill ya.”

Isn’t there a more humane way? Can’t we just tranquilize the man with a bunch of ketamine, saw of his horn, and release him back into the wild somehow?

STOP MAKING IT WORSE.

If it wasn’t registered, “After School Satan Club” would be a great name for a punk band.