- 0 Posts
- 22 Comments
This is the only one I have of him:
My best friend often got into screaming arguments with her boyfriend so her cat was suspicious of both of them. But me, he loved as I was always quiet and calm. Eventually he became my cat.
One time, I was sat on the left of my friend’s three seat sofa, she was sat on the right. The cat came out of a door to my left, jumped on the arm of the sofa to my friends right, then stood on her lap. She was very excited but tried to hide it and started stroking him. Then without breaking eye contact he walked over to me and laid in my lap.
4·3 months agoWhy yes! So much so people seem to immediately realise that about me.
I’ve been told I “look very into bread” often.
She got leeeeeeegs!
Dayumn girl…
Gamecube controller for scale would have been better IMO
Also, oh my God she is so tiny and flippin’ adorable!
142·4 months agoArrgh! I came here to post that exact comic!
Super effective security guard. He pops up and hits the silent alarm and the criminals are stuck there til the cops arrive.
1: I’m so lonely and want to play with you.
2: By you I mean your intestines as revenge for this injustice.
It probably just likes how the brush feels on its face
I immediately took your first sentence to mean exactly what you intended.
But then I took “grandcats” to mean the children of your cats.
My cat has worked out how to deal with people who don’t like cats. He can jump on your lap just before you’re fully sat down and get in your face as with OP’s cat. Also if you ignore him he’ll put his head in your hand and move it back and forth to show you how the whole thing is supposed to work.
In fair Verona, where we cop a feel
Can you milk me, Greg?
Certainly shouldn’t drink cow’s milk but you can get cat milk that doesn’t have lactose.
11·6 months agoOK so I do stand partially corrected. In theory genetic tests can give you an idea of the inherited diseases that your dog might have. But sadly it looks like the companies that do the testing are fairly shady: https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/marketplace-dog-dna-test-1.6763274
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/premium/article/dog-dna-tests-science-reliable-breeds
Also, yes, there are working dog breeds that have been bred for a long time for specific reasons. But most breeds are fairly new and have been bred for cosmetic reasons: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhfCdF6qnyA
Dog “breeds” are like human “races”, pretty much bullshit we made up. He’s a canine, and clearly a fine one at that.
Here is our Orangutan, we used it as a prostitute as a joke
I haz cheezeburger or you getz face bullet.