• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Hello friend! I’m ever so hungry and seem to have forgotten my wallet… I would gladly pay you on Tuesday for some stale bread crumbs today!

    Sir?

    Hello? Did you hear me sir?

    Where are you going?

    SIR? MAY I EXPECT THOSE BREADCRUMBS TO BE DELIVERED BY THIS AFTERNOON?

    SIR?

    Well… I’m sure he’ll be back soon…