Steve: “Bitch set me up!”
He wanted to infiltrate the raccoons. There was just a minor flaw in the plan.
Sets possum trap
traps Steve
Steve is a possum
Do it again for “only Siths deal in absolutes”.
frezik claims “only Siths deal in absolutes”
Statement itself is an absolute
Therefore frezik must be lying, mistaken, or Sith. Or exaggerating. Or quoting. Or this whole thing is just a hallucination.
I think that covers all cases. At least the most common ones.
What about All of the Above?
No, Steve’s owner is the idiot.
When me and my folks were deciding wether to get a kill trap or have a heart trap to trap coons and thank goodness we picked the have a heart trap as our cat Vlad got trapped the very first night then the next we caught the neighbors cat then the 3rd night we finally caught a raccoon
Such a Steve move
Classic Steve
What a real Steve
He Steve’d it for sure
I like to think that there’s an ongoing saga of wits between Steve and the local wizard possum. Steve is basically wily coyote here. And the possum is a mutha fuckin wizard!
Steve is Irish >> Steve O’possum
Haha! Steve! That’s a people name!
What’s wrong with possums?
I too am curious why one would trap them. But I don’t have them around here.
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