I love the rickroll picture in the bathroom
I love the rickroll picture in the bathroom
It was a brain tumor. Nothing wrong with his heart
Sets possum trap
traps Steve
Steve is a possum
The lizardfolk could be able to scarf an arm down as an action or maybe even a bonus action, but that dwarf might need some prep time
“Man I knew you shouldn’t have inscribed that shady scroll you bought in the alley”
Shut up, I dont need a life lesson, I need my spellbook to stop screaming
A young couple owning a house in this economy??
My bard when he runs out of spells: I cast morning star!
Had a session where the DM used Power Word Kill on a party member… and one of our party members had a necklace that absorbed souls…
(It’s fine we were able to retrieve the soul and return it to his body, and now we have safeguards)
Additionally, nobody had advanced spy satellites in World War 2
I have a cat that startles easily, so I started to click my tongue to warn her of my incoming pets if she’s not looking. Now I can mace that noise and she perks up in excitement for the incoming love
And heterosexual marriage… so isn’t it just marriage? Shouldn’t matter if it’s hetero or homo, it’s just marriage, it’s just 2 people who love each other.
Immediately thought of hero’s feast, but fabricate works too
All fun and games until you find out your dog is actually a terrible person, and now has 2 wishes
For reference, imagine the dog is a chihuahua
Oopsies, I can’t read haha!
Could be enhance ability: bears endurance
You’re telling me your muscles aren’t always at 100%?
Hey, you know that tipping point that everyone was talking about? Yea I think we’ve passed that
Our party has the opposite, a cleric to the God of the abyss, and for the longest time I thought he was a warlock
Some poor soul is going to have to deal with lifelong trauma
Not the adventurer, they’ll forget all about it because they didn’t write any notes
this may be a bad choice, but it’s super funny and perfectly in-character. Fuck it we ball