I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.
I would watch a game with this kind of commentary.
“Quiet on the table!”
Rolls dice
-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don’t like, we have canceled your series!Sounds like the Blood Bowl commentator team
I have to say, since finally playing a wizard, once you get fireball it’s hard to imagine life any other way.
My wizard just got fireball. First encounter: underwater. Still rad as hell.
I know they said golf announcer, but in my head I only hear old-timey radio announcer, which is also amazing.
This is as good as the geoguesser and Excel world championship commentary.