• andrewta@lemmy.worldEnglish
    33·
    2 years ago

    So if I kill someone then hide the body and refuse to admit I killed anyone, there was no murder?

    • Plopp@lemmy.worldEnglish
      27·
      2 years ago

      I think a better analogy would be if you kill someone and then deny murder while being caught standing over the dead body with a bloody knife and the victim’s blood all over you while you’re still stabbing the corpse.

      • bratosch@lemm.eeEnglish
        13·
        2 years ago

        I swear officer, I was set up continues to stab the corpse

      • rynzcycle@kbin.social
        7·
        2 years ago

        Carl: Alright, well…I was upstairs…

        Paul: Okay…

        Carl: I was uh…I was sitting in my room…

        Paul: Yes?

        Carl: reading a book…

        Paul: Go on…

        Carl: And, uh, well this guy walked in…

        Paul: Okay…

        Carl: So, I went up to him…

        Paul: Yes…

        Carl: And I…I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.

        Paul: Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarl, that KILLS people!

        Carl: Oh! Well, I didn’t know that!!

      • r00ty@kbin.life
        4·
        2 years ago

        It was a special insanguinatory operation.

      • theinspectorst@kbin.social
        2·
        2 years ago

        A better analogy would be that if you had thrust your head so far up Putin’s arse that you could taste the pirozhki, then you too would probably find your mouth constantly full of his shit.

        Orban is scum.