Am I weird for thinking this is wholesome?
Nope
It is wholesome!
Baby let me give you the full tour
splooges pants after 3 seconds of kissing
Woah, physical contact, kinky
“sorry I cummed on your new dress before you could lift it up sweetie.”
🥺
Imagine knowing then, what you know about yourself now. The sheer amount of powerful efficiency and efficacy of time and finding happiness and pleasure.
We’re only going to get older from here. Much of that power remains. Best to use it and enjoy life however we can.
Please tell my SO. She is always tired 😴
Oppression can do that. But you can’t let them win
Based and possibly not iron pilled?
Tbh all of high school and college 😮💨
Sent this to my cis girlfriend “as a joke” and she reacted to the message with “👀”
Girls am I cooked
You’re not just cooked, you’re well done






