• Avid Amoeba@lemmy.caEnglish
    21·
    6 days ago

    As soon as they lose connection to the braincell, it’s over.

  • moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    5 days ago

    He looks like he’s waiting for you to answer his riddle.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      5·
      5 days ago

      “Which is the creature that has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet at night? Choose wisely, hooman.”

  • Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    5 days ago

    “I am a god!”

    “Whup-WOAH”. *badap-klunk*

    “. . . Meant to do that.”

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    2·
    6 days ago

    I’m gonna take this stupid serious a bit, but I think that kind of hinge doesn’t easily move because it’s snapped to open & close angle. Although it does snap hard so it could make louder noise to startle the cat.