• Avid Amoeba@lemmy.caEnglish
    21·
    27 days ago

    As soon as they lose connection to the braincell, it’s over.

  • moakley@lemmy.worldEnglish
    13·
    27 days ago

    He looks like he’s waiting for you to answer his riddle.

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzEnglish
      5·
      27 days ago

      “Which is the creature that has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet at night? Choose wisely, hooman.”

  • Optional@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    27 days ago

    “I am a god!”

    “Whup-WOAH”. *badap-klunk*

    “. . . Meant to do that.”

  • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    2·
    27 days ago

    I’m gonna take this stupid serious a bit, but I think that kind of hinge doesn’t easily move because it’s snapped to open & close angle. Although it does snap hard so it could make louder noise to startle the cat.